I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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