My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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