Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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