I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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