38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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