i think my mom watched the whole time
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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