Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Drake has all the answers
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