And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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