Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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