What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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