i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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