Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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