lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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