YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm too high and old for this...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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