i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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