its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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