I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It was confusing and full of hummus
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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