just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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