Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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