Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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