She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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