she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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