Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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