What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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