he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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