i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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