If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dick very happy bro
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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