I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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