Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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