its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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