And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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