Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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