what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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