LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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