The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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