So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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