Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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