Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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