So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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