is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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