He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dear god my vagina.
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