Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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