i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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