College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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