i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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