yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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