I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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