There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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