oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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