just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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